"your crush is coming this way!"
" what should i do?????"
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
trying to eat healthy like
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
this is art
I’M IN TEARS OH MY GOD
oHMYGOD THIS POOR GUY IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK but I cant stop laAUGHING AGh
Dude he gets him EVERY FUCKING TIME
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
hi im here to ruin everything
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